Awesome!

Pants on, blast off

You have to hold your pants up, so you may as well do it with something fun.

I sort of love that his little rocket ship eyes look like quotation marks, too.

No gutter balls

I don't have the hand/eye coordination necessary to excel at video games... or even to avoid sucking at them, really. Thus, I don't have a Wii.

But if I did, I'd totally get this Wii bowling bag to tote my Wii stuff in. And then maybe my friends and I could all get matching bowling shirts and drink beer and play Wii bowling.

Yeah.

Put the needle on the record

I used to wear a watch, before I realized that everywhere I go, I have either my cell phone clock or my laptop clock or some other time-telling device. Then I got lazy about buckling another one on my wrist in the morning.

But one thing watches are good for is when some attractive person of your preferred gender needs to know the time, and then you can save the day by telling him/her while also displaying your stellar sense of style.

For times like that, you need a watch like this. It says that you are fun and original, yet still somewhat practical - all very good things if the aforementioned attractive person might also want to kill some time.

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