Sssssssssssso awesome

This summer I got a new lock for my bike and brilliantly thought I'd use it for the first time after a long ride and without even thinking I should figure out how it works before I set out. So when I got to where I was going, this stupid outdoor cafe riddled with hip, under-employed 20 somethings all sipping their beer at 10am, I stood there with the bike propped up against my leg, fussing with how to get the lock to lock, then unlock, and back and forth for maybe 20 minutes.

Finally after breaking a sweat I gave up completely and got back on my bike and RODE HOME in utter frustration. If I'd had this snake lock, I would have looked a whole lot cooler during this whole event.