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There's just something about this hat that almost erases all bad behavior beneath it. It's like, maybe he's a drunk, or a cheat or a skunk. Maybe he wears brown shoes with a black belt. Or white socks with black shoes! Maybe he forgets your birthday. Or your name in the morning. Maybe he has back hair. Or nose hair. Maybe he wants to see other people. But then he puts on this hat and he's all modern brat-packy looking and you can't help it, you think he's cute.

But let's not get too carried away. I said it almost erases all bad behavior beneath it. I mean, white socks with black shoes is inexcusable

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[Rachael]

How could you not mention the mustache? The hat barely lets me forgive him for that.