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This looks like a normal, janky desk lamp, but oh ho! It is not a normal, janky desk lamp! It's not even a lamp!

It's a microscope that plugs into your computer, ZOMG!!! Now you can spend all your free time zooming in with robotic power on the flecks of dirt on quarters, your own fingerprints, your cat/dog's wet nosicle, the pores on your face (ick!), and whatever else curiosity leads you to see 10xs it's normal size.

Yes, guys, you can look at that too, we promise not to tell.