President Parton 2008?

Let's face it: we live in a busy society. We have errands to run, jobs to do, and cocktails to mix. So who has the time to read up on where every presidential candidate stands on every single issue? Hey, in the minute it took me to write the last sentence, Perez has updated his site about 5 times. People, I don't have time to read about politics!!

But I'm gonna vote. And I'm gonna vote for someone who stands for stuff I believe in. So, enter the Candidate Calculator. In the time it takes to polish 5 nails, you can discover the candidate best aligned to your beliefs.

Oddly, the calculator suggested I vote for Dolly Parton. Perez never even mentioned she was running!