More bounce to the ounce

Thinking I'd give those commercials a run for their money, last week I surrendered my hair to some cheap, $2 shampoo and conditioner that I'm not going to name but it rhymes with Mauve. Guess what! THAT SHIT DOESN'T WORK!

Not only does it NOT WORK, it completely dissolved every ounce of bounce my hair ever had, and I was left with a stringy, bland, $2 nest on my head. This was even more justification for spending ten times as much for Philosophy's Shear Splendor shampoo.

It's more expensive, BUT:

• It works better
• You only need to use a dime size amount for all hair lengths
• One bottle will last you forever
• Save your $2 to tip your bartender after he gives you a free shot because he can't keep his eyes off your beautiful, bouncy, sparkling hair.

Comments

[Laurel]

But does it smell good? That's my number 1 requirement! :)