Let's get phyzzzical

My gym is about 2.3 miles from my house, which in Chicago distance is actually 900 miles to the center of the earth. I try to go every day, really I do, but I'm more likely to make it 3 times a week. And I drive there eating a brownie.

I'd much rather lay in my awesome bed and convince myself I'm burning calories, so this book is on my wishlist. Also on my wishlist: This actually being true, losing 10 pounds with my head on the pillow, the possibility that this book also comes with someone to feed me brownies while I get fit.

And someone to move my gym to my living room.