Not For Gluttony

I was really hoping that these puzzle appetizer plates actually snapped together, and that their jigsaw shape actually served an awesome purpose.

They don't.

Which means the fantasy I had of getting these for my next party to I could start with some chips, then add some dip, then snap on some more chips, then another plate full of dip, and so on and so forth until I was surrounded by a long strand of interlocked appetizers like my own private highwire act will never come to be.

Le sigh.