At what cost, cancer free?

This weekend I was feeling awful so I trekked to the beach thinking some sun would give me that much needed vitamin something or another that I'd been puking up for days. I basked in the beauty of the Glencoe Beach and when I got home three hours later I looked no different.

Where was my bronze!? Where was my healthy glow!?

Oh, that's right, I wear this obnoxious moisturizer with SPF 20 that doesn't let through any health or glow or color. At least I know I won't die of UV poisoning any time soon.

Pastiness, maybe.