This is the "beyond" part

A few weeks ago my friend Steven and I were at Bed Bath and Beyond because he had an $80 gift card to use and it was like, Dude. What do you get at Bed Bath and Beyond for $80?

Our options were to buy a shower curtain for $40 and use the rest on various themed Monopoly sets, or spend $70 on a 10-piece silverware set. There really wasn't an in between, unless we wanted to stock up on battery operated $5 "personal massagers" which, let's face it, are just vibrators.

Too bad this awesome stainless steel flatware set wasn't there or else we could have bought FOUR SETS since it's only $19.99 at Amazon! Or we could have gotten two sets, one for each of us, and stocked up on those vibrators, which are always handy.

I mean, "personal massagers."

Comments

[Heather Flanagan]

I really take exception to you referring to those little $5 jobbies as vibrators. It really shows your lack of awareness of just how much pressure and force is required to get me off! If it doesn't plug into the wall, it is simply not a vibrator. Large appliances such as washers and dryers are the best, of cours. But I don't think $80 is going to cover that, Honey. ;)

[SH]

Touche, Heather. Perhaps I am the exception to the rule of...pressure.